Is Einstein dead?

In 1955, Einstein "died" of an "abdominal aortic aneurysm," an AAA as it's sometimes called, which when is the body's main blood vessel bursts. He had actually had an AAA in 1948, and he had had it surgically repaired. But he had refused surgury in 1955. Einstein wanted to be cremated, but a certain Dr. Thomas Harvey cut out his brain, took it home, and kept it in a beer cooler.

I don't know about you, but I'm pretty sure that's really illegal. "How could something like this happen?" you might ask. Well, Einstein's son, Hans, said it was okay. You know, his son was also a smart cookie, a professor of hydraulic engineering at the University of California, Berkeley. What if they knew something we don't? Let's find out.

Cryonics, is this thing that people do where they freeze their bodies before they die, so that they can be unfrozen in the future. What if, Einstein was ready to die, but Hans and Dr. Thomas Harvey had other plans in mind? What if they couldn't let him die, because they needed him yet? Was Einstein frozen in a beer cooler, being stored for a future return?

Einstein "died" of an "abdominal aortic aneurysm," an AAA as it's sometimes called. AAA has three A's in it. "Dr. Thomas Harvey conspiring with Einstein's Son Hans" also has 3 A's in it. Einstein "died" on 1955-4-18. 1+9+5+5+4+1+8 = 33. A capital "A" is in the shape of a triangle. A triangle has 3 sides. 3 A's. 3 triangles and 3 Sides = 33. You know what else uses the symbol of a triangle, THE ILLUMINATI. Coincidence? Let's assume that everything that we've said until now is just a coincidence. Then explain this.

Illuminati in Latin roughly means "The Enlightened Ones". Illuminati has 10 letters. If Einstein didn't die, then his death by AAA didn't happen, so you would have to remove it. AAA removed from the Illuminati is 10 letters - 3 letters = seven letters. Do you know what has 7 letters? "Germany". Einstein is from Germany. Germany is a country. Do you know who else is from Germany? Hitler.

Einstein left Germany to run away from Hitler. But what if the Illuminati wanted more from Einstein? What if they wanted him to fight Hitler? We must go deeper.

Einstein worked on the Atom Bomb in order to kill Hitler. Hitler "died" under suspicious circumstances. No one found his body, and there are only testimonies about his death. What if Hitler is still alive? "How could he have escaped?" you might ask. Let me explain.

There was this man called Wernher Magnus Maximilian Freiherr von Braun, often known as von Braun. He was the designer of NASA's Saturn V rocket that sent Astronauts to the moon. He also designed the V2 rocket for the Nazis, the first rocket to ever go to space. What if, during World War Two, von Braun had designed a rocket similar to the Saturn V, perhaps called the V3, and had sent Hitler to the moon? Why is America's rocket called the Saturn V, but the Germans had the V2? Was America's rocket somehow inferior to the Nazi's rocket?

So if Hitler had established a moon colony, the illuminati would still need Albert Einstein to end him once and for all. Dr. Thomas Harvey had only frozen his brain, so in order to fight Hitler, Einstein would need a strong body. Perhaps as strong as Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson? Don't believe me? Fine, then tell me this. What's up with that name "The Rock"? What kind of person would be named "The Rock"? Do you want to know what Einstein means in German? "A Rock". Of course, that was his family's name, so he was one of many "Steins", rocks, but now that he was famous, he wasn't just "Einstein", a rock, but "Derstein", The Rock.

"Oh, that's just a coincidece", you say. But then why would "The Rock" start out his hollywood career in a movie called, "The Mummy Returns". Do you know what happens to mummies? Their brains are taken out of their head and put in a box. Is this, perhaps, a reference to how Einstein's brain was taken out of his head and put in a box? And it's not just, "The Mummy", but "The Mummy Returns". Coincidence? Even if you somehow assume that everything that we've said until now is just a coincidence. Then explain how do you explain this. Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson is in the Fast and Furious movies. Do you know what happens in the latest Fast and Furious movie? They go to space.

"But they couldn't have possibly gone to space in real life," you say. Ho ho ho, I've saved the best for last.

The Saturn V rocket costs around $200 million to launch. Do you want to know what the budget of Fast and Furious 9 was? $200 million. We all just thought it was an expensive movie, but the truth is now revealed. Did the Illuminati put Einstein as "The Rock" in charge of sending the cast of Fast and Furious 9 to space in order to fight Hitler on the moon under the guise of filming a movie?

The truth is out there.